My guts hurt the next day!
by Rick on 2022-09-13Queen Elizabeth Theatre - VancouverRating: 5 out of 5So funny that my stomach hurt the next day from laughing so hard. Bert and his opening acts were funny AF!!!

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Bert Kreischer's career has evolved from Rolling Stone Magazine's "Number One Partier in the Nation" to one of the top grossing stand-up comics in the business, movie star, leading podcaster and entrepreneur. According to Forbes, Kreischer has been hailed as, "one of the best storytellers of his generation, seamlessly and sincerely sharing anecdotes about his family and fatherhood while proving that there's a way to take his [party-boy] antics into middle-age." In 2024, Kreischer had the #6 highest grossing comedy tour worldwide, a huge accomplishment as he only toured 6 months, from January to June.
Following a 140-city international arena tour, Kreischer shot his 6th stand-up special in his hometown of Tampa, FL and all six shows sold out within a day. Kreischer will release his newly awaited special, Lucky, on Netflix on March 18th, 2025.
In March of 2023, Kreischer premiered his highly anticipated Netflix stand-up special, Razzle Dazzle, the follow up to his previous stand-up specials; Hey Big Boy (Netflix), Secret Time (Netflix), The Machine (Showtime/Netflix) and Comfortably Dumb (Showtime).
Razzle Dazzle was a hit for the streamer, garnering critical praise and reaching their top 10 most watched list with over 8.3 million global views in its debut.
Also in 2023, Kreischer starred in and produced the Sony Pictures film, The Machine, based on his signature stand-up set recounting his true experience with Russian mobsters while on a booze-soaked college trip. After a theatrical release, The Machine immediately launched into Netflix's Global Top 10 Films list upon its premiere on-platform later that year.
During the summer of 2024, Kreischer wrapped his third annual iteration of the Fully Loaded Comedy Festival, which hit twelve of the most iconic ballparks, arenas, and amphitheaters across the country to sold out crowds. Fully Loaded featured Bert, Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Tiffany Haddish, Shane Gillis, Nikki Glaser, Whitney Cummings and many more - including special drop-in guests like Jelly Roll and Marcus King. In October of 2023, Kreischer took his festival to sea with the Fully Loaded at Sea Cruise. The event sold out in just a few days and broke the long-standing record for alcohol sales previously held by Kid Rock.
In addition to being named, "one of the US's top stand-ups over the past decade," by The Guardian, Kreischer is a world-renowned podcaster, hosting Bertcast, with over 600 episodes, and 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura, which consistently charts in the top 10 comedy podcasts worldwide. Kreischer also created, hosts, and produces his YouTube cooking show, Something's Burning, which has earned over 45.3M views to date. On social media, Kreischer boasts impressive numbers totaling 13.4M fans across all platforms, and 280M total views on his YouTube channel alone.
This coming May, the 2 Bears, 1 Cave duo is hosting their second annual "2 Bears 5K" fan event with special guest Jelly Roll. The inaugural "2B5K," was held at the iconic Rose Bowl in Pasadena with thousands of runners participating. For 2025, the second 2B5K will take place in Tampa, FL at Raymond James Stadium.
Last year, Kreischer and Segura launched their own vodka company, Por Osos, which has rapidly become one of the most sought-after spirits in the industry.
In 2022, Bert and LeeAnn Kreischer founded Berty Boy Productions, the production home to the entire video and podcast solar system that orbits Kreischer, his friends and colleagues, and the Fully Loaded comedy brand.
For more info go to BertBertBert.com.
So funny that my stomach hurt the next day from laughing so hard. Bert and his opening acts were funny AF!!!
So many idiots screaming at bert during his performance. Yelling out stupid words and just screaming like children. And then he does that machine bit we all know by now. Honestly wont go to see bert ever again. Segura is right his fans are the worst
Didn’t see it. Show started way too late ticket said show 930. Was still on the street in a mile line up at. 10. So I don’t even know when it started 👎
Best comedy show ever. I went from giggling to laughing to crying to eventually snorting. Thank you to Bert and his family for providing me/us with pure gold comedy.
Soooo funny!! I was crying with laughter lol waited to start until the theatre was full and did not disappoint. Opening acts were great! I didn’t mind staying until after midnight!
I laughed so much, it was good to get out. I really enjoyed it
Honestly one of the best shows I’ve seen. Love ya Bert please come back anytime!!
The lineup to get into queen Elizabeth theatre was absloutley insane. 0 organization. People had no clue where to lineup, making their own lines and bargaing in. Line up really needed to be better organized. Once inside the venue, all the comedians where fantastic. Bert had my chest hurting within 15 mins. Would 100 percent go again but at the 7pm show not 930
Comedy show was at Queen Elizabeth Theatre, great venue!! There was a 7:30 & 9:30 show. We were the 9:30. The line to get in was ridiculous! Show didn’t get to start until 10pm due to the delay entering venue. The content of the show was great! I hadn’t heard of any of the comedians before, but was pleasantly surprised. Overall a great night out!
I saw Bert's Vancouver show on sept 9 2022. From the moment he walked on stage he had both me and my friend laughing so hard that no noise came out and all we could do was clap and stomp our feet to express our enjoyment. I left his show feeling like i had gotten an excellent ab workout from laughing so hard. Would absolutely go to his show again.
The show was amazing! Even better than the previous tour he did. However, I will say the heckling was a bit much. There was a good 30 mins of heckling and that got old real fast.
It was absolutely hilarious beginning to end 10/1. Great show
Best show ever. The theatre needs bigger seats but Bert was amazing and beyond my very high expectations. I love him. I’ll never miss a show he does in town
The performer was fabulous and the theater was very clean. My only issue was the seats were a little narrow.
Bert Killed as usual. Venue stopped serving after the show started which kinda sucked.
Let me start this off by saying the comedians were phenomenal. Open acts really loosened everybody up and the security got everybody through quickly. However there was a groups of 4-5 individuals behind us who would not shut up the entire performance to the point where we couldn’t hear Bert for half of his set. Did they not do a sound check?. It got so bad that people asked them politely to keep it down multiple times but the start acting tough and telling shouting and swearing back. I thought a fight was going to break out and I wasn’t down for it so I looked around for security so that I could tell them and there was no one in sight. They must have had more than a dozen security people checking bags and not a single one was visible to deal with this during the show. I hope the venue staff does better next time, otherwise I wouldn’t see another show unless I got closer to the stage.
The people working at Queen Elizabeth Theatre are polite and quick with an answer to any question. Bert Kreischer was so funny! His jokes and comments were appropriately inappropriate; I'm still laughing. Unfortunately, front-row seats are difficult to acquire, but I lucked out that evening, and it was magical!
Bert Kreischer is "The Machine!" Was an awesome show filled with tons of laughs! Only downfall was his first show ran over time(no biggie), but the venue(QE), had no real direction on making lines for the crowd for his later show. So there was 1 massive line with over 1000+ people wrapping around the building. So was a bit slow to get into the venue. Performers waited till we were seated which was nice. So didn't miss anything.
Absolutely loved the show! Haven't laughed like that in a while, the atmosphere was terrific!
Loved the show, seats were awesome, but the bars closed too early