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Bert Kreischer's career has evolved from Rolling Stone Magazine's "Number One Partier in the Nation" to one of the top grossing stand-up comics in the business, movie star, leading podcaster and entrepreneur.   According to Forbes, Kreischer has been hailed as, "one of the best storytellers of his generation, seamlessly and sincerely sharing anecdotes about his family and fatherhood while proving that there's a way to take his [party-boy] antics into middle-age." In 2024, Kreischer had the #6 highest grossing comedy tour worldwide, a huge accomplishment as he only toured 6 months, from January to June.

Following a 140-city international arena tour, Kreischer shot his 6th stand-up special in his hometown of Tampa, FL and all six shows sold out within a day. Kreischer will release his newly awaited special, Lucky, on Netflix on March 18th, 2025.

In March of 2023, Kreischer premiered his highly anticipated Netflix stand-up special, Razzle Dazzle, the follow up to his previous stand-up specials; Hey Big Boy (Netflix), Secret Time (Netflix), The Machine (Showtime/Netflix) and Comfortably Dumb (Showtime).

Razzle Dazzle was a hit for the streamer, garnering critical praise and reaching their top 10 most watched list with over 8.3 million global views in its debut. 

Also in 2023, Kreischer starred in and produced the Sony Pictures film, The Machine, based on his signature stand-up set recounting his true experience with Russian mobsters while on a booze-soaked college trip. After a theatrical release, The Machine immediately launched into Netflix's Global Top 10 Films list upon its premiere on-platform later that year.

During the summer of 2024, Kreischer wrapped his third annual iteration of the Fully Loaded Comedy Festival, which hit twelve of the most iconic ballparks, arenas, and amphitheaters across the country to sold out crowds. Fully Loaded featured Bert, Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Tiffany Haddish, Shane Gillis, Nikki Glaser, Whitney Cummings and many more - including special drop-in guests like Jelly Roll and Marcus King. In October of 2023, Kreischer took his festival to sea with the Fully Loaded at Sea Cruise. The event sold out in just a few days and broke the long-standing record for alcohol sales previously held by Kid Rock.

In addition to being named, "one of the US's top stand-ups over the past decade," by The Guardian, Kreischer is a world-renowned podcaster, hosting Bertcast, with over 600 episodes, and 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura, which consistently charts in the top 10 comedy podcasts worldwide. Kreischer also created, hosts, and produces his YouTube cooking show, Something's Burning, which has earned over 45.3M views to date. On social media, Kreischer boasts impressive numbers totaling 13.4M fans across all platforms, and 280M total views on his YouTube channel alone.

This coming May, the 2 Bears, 1 Cave duo is hosting their second annual "2 Bears 5K" fan event with special guest Jelly Roll.  The inaugural "2B5K," was held at the iconic Rose Bowl in Pasadena with thousands of runners participating. For 2025, the second 2B5K will take place in Tampa, FL at Raymond James Stadium.

Last year, Kreischer and Segura launched their own vodka company, Por Osos, which has rapidly become one of the most sought-after spirits in the industry.

In 2022, Bert and LeeAnn Kreischer founded Berty Boy Productions, the production home to the entire video and podcast solar system that orbits Kreischer, his friends and colleagues, and the Fully Loaded comedy brand.

For more info go to BertBertBert.com.

Reviews

Rating: 4.6 out of 5 based on 240 reviews
  • Bert Was Great

    by PH on 2024-03-11Scotiabank Arena - TorontoRating: 5 out of 5

    Loved the show. Bert is very funny and easy to listen to. He is down to earth and great at what he does. The first of the three opening comedians was not that good but the second and third did okay.

  • Funny

    by Joe on 2024-03-11Scotiabank Arena - TorontoRating: 5 out of 5

    It was a great experience! I never laughed so much in my life!

  • Amazing

    by Kayla on 2024-03-11Scotiabank Arena - TorontoRating: 5 out of 5

    This show was so incredible! Bert had the crowd laughing all night long. And it was incredibly long. I thought the show would be an hour. Hour and a half. It ended up being two and a half hours. What a great guy. Can’t wait for the stories to come.

  • Best Show to Date!

    by Danylo on 2024-03-11Scotiabank Arena - TorontoRating: 5 out of 5

    This is the third time I have seen Bert live, the first time was three years ago at Danforth Music Hall, last year at Meridian Hall and this year at Scotiabank Arena. Hands down his live act only gets better year after year!

  • Funny

    by Sonya on 2024-03-09Rating: 4 out of 5

    Bert was great, funny, we loved his show. Unfortunately the venue in Ottawa ( TD arena) wasn’t good. The sound had an echo, we couldn’t make out what he was saying at times. The sound engineers get zero stars.. Forgot to do sound check?!?!

  • Tops off to you!

    by Giggletush on 2024-03-09Rating: 5 out of 5

    Tops off tour is top notch! Laughed until I cried. Would absolutely love to see Bert again.

  • Quick lines

    by Candy girl on 2023-10-24Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    Quick lines, show was late but that was okay, worth every penny. Only complaint is they’re seating at the Abbotsford centre, I had floor seating and they were all so close together that my thigh was never not touching my neighbours and when you had to get up the rows where even so close that your butt was either going in someone’s face or the back of their head

  • Shirts off!

    by Jmac on 2023-10-23Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    Thanks Bert for a fabulous night! You can come hang out with your Canuck fans anytime, doors always open 😉

  • Just the best

    by syd on 2023-10-23Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    The show was everything I imagined it would be, and more. Not only did Bert put on a great set, but so did his openers. They personalized their sets to the city we were in (Abbotsford/Vancouver), and that alone just made the show feel so much more intimate. 100% would go see Bert again, and would love to see his opener Mark Smalls again.

  • Was the funniest show

    by Barb on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    Bret the machine was the funniest show, and I laughed so much would recommend see bret

  • HILARIOUS 😂

    by Kevin G on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    Definitely a great show. My wife and I will be getting tickets again if Bert returns to Abbotsford. Thanks for all the laughs from the openers and of course the big man himself, Bert!!

  • Bert was great the other two sucked!

    by Kristy on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 3 out of 5

    The venue itself was trash and finding parking was impossible. For the price of the tickets Burt should have been on longer especially considering the other two "comics"were garbage!

  • It was a great show. Bert was just as hilarious as expected

    by Scott on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    Got there early, lots of parking. Had a great time and was really happy to see his only Canadian stop.

  • Big Bert Fan, Fairly Disappointed

    by KL on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 3 out of 5

    This was my 4th time seeing Bert. I am a huge fan, I love his specials and listen to his podcasts. Definitely some funny moments, but this was my least favourite show of his that I’ve been to. The first opener I would give a 6/10 and the female opener I just really didn’t find funny at all (2/10). I think a big problem with Bert’s set is that too many audience members were yelling out and he would respond and lose his place in his set. So definitely not his fault. He even said he didn’t get to a bunch of his material and that the show was on of his most unhinged. So not really his fault. Some hilarious moments for sure, and I’m sure if he was able to perform it without interruptions it would have been way better. That being said, I would still buy tickets for his next show.

  • Off the cuff funny

    by Buntins on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    Funniest guy all around and lived how nothing was scripted

  • Awesome!!

    by Dave on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    Bert is amazing! Love how he included the crowed and did some improv. He was on fire!

  • Whole show of excellence

    by Grant Guthrie on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    You know your in for a real treat where even the openers set the stage on fire.

  • He’s by far the best comedian!!

    by Jelke on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    Bert never disappoints. Flew in from Northern Alberta to see him but worth every penny! Laughs from the first to the last second!!

  • Nothing short of amazing

    by Aaron on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    Unreal show! Highly recommend. Couldn’t stop laughing! You don’t want miss this one! I am MACHINE

  • Coffee, cocaine, or adhd

    by Jill on 2023-10-22Abbotsford Centre - AbbotsfordRating: 5 out of 5

    I loved Bert..I love that he isn't totally scripted and he was all over the place this time. Love when he laughs at his own jokes. The chick in his opening acts however was really bad