Jackie Schimmel Tickets

Podcaster, popstar and the people's princess Jackie Schimmel prides herself on never getting cancelled (on account of never being greenlit), but this summer, she sure as fuck is gonna try. Gird your labias for the "Dim The Lights" tour: a problematic trauma bonding experience featuring ribbon twirling, uncensored Q&A's, and Jackie's classified childhood home videos that should've never seen the light of day. It's the live event equivalent of throwing on your favorite pajamas, whipping up a gorgeous cocktail, curling up in the fetal position and questioning all your life decisions. Or, as Jackie likes to call it, Tuesday.

Come as you are, greased up in your favorite non FDA approved stem cells, tits hanging to the floor, and enjoy a night of slinging cocktails and talking shit with the O.G. H.B.I.C. Just remember, what happens on tour, stays on tour.